HK-47:

Statement: Oh yes, my master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples.
Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!"
Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"

James is a great friend. Really. But whenever we hang out I feel like I'm getting away with murder. And. I kinda don't wanna hang out. Except it's good to talk to people who aren't still in school! Maybe it's my energy levels.

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The Toronto Vomit Comet. I did not know about this.