I dreamed I was the elder princess of a small kingdom. I visited another kingdom on a state visit. It looked like Kitchener and the castle was a suburban home. I tried to escape but I had to stab a man in the ear, and when I did that I pushed a crochet needle through his ear and dragged his eyeballs out his other ear. I ran through Kitchener as his wife drove after me, and I passed a subdivision that I'd seen before...

My younger sister's presence was requested by the other kingdom for a marriage alliance but I said NO WAY and rallied the army to counterattack. I think there were faeries. The fort was a massive geode with blue crystals.

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Yesterday I bought ludicrously high heels for a photoshoot with intentions to return them afterwards... but I kind of like them :(