A ProIt's somewhere to stick my keys. Entrycard, main key, sub key, cabinet key 2, plastic stick.

I'm actually quite proud of the blue plastic stick even if it does increase the overall weight and heft of the key cluster. It's sparkly black on the other side. I think I designed it to be 10*2 cm on all sides, but ended up sanding, polishing, and buffing it a bit overzealously down to about 1.5*8. Not that anyone can tell it was once smooth.
That's about it, really, anything else can just go in the Ikea Bag o' Doom
A ConI left my not-tightly-screwed-down creme eyeshadow (common sense says that one should distrust any cosmetic product including the word
creme unless it's in the phrase "Creme Brulee" or solely on the French side of the label) in the pocket of my favourite jacket of all time, causing the wash to blend all the colours into a mildly unusable shade of peachy brown. I suppose it would be slightly useable (though boring) if all the substance had not shifted into one side of the container and begun to creep out the top into the containing pocket. Also I left an unused pad in a pocket again, which didn't turn out so well either. My driver's licence came out alright, though.
Hanlon's Razor in action
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
I processed my laundry today. Whilst folding, I was left with a single sock. Before searching the shared laundry and eventually sticking a note up pleading for the return of my sock, I checked my sock drawer. It was under my towel, which is also in the sock drawer. It made me think of Hanlon's Razor. Along with Occam's more well-known razor, the razor has changed my life.
Last night I dreamed something about pushing giraph into the water at a much nicer looking Waterloo. Reminded me of Milliken Park, except slightly sandier. With no geese either. The rest of the dream was something wandering around brightly lit, narrower subway tunnels to escape something from YST's apartment, which in the dream had melded with the UW residences.
Also I woke up at about 4:30PM yesterday and have been awake since. It should fix my sleeping cycle.
I have realized that regardless of whatever time I awake, it always becomes very difficult to stay awake at the 5-6AM mark.