Bill Nye:

"There’s no machine known that is more efficient than a human on a bicycle. Bowl of oatmeal, 30 miles -- you can’t come close to that. Put a bowl of oatmeal in your car, you’re not going anywhere, let alone 30 miles. "

In another article he goes on to propose installing bicycle arterials everywhere.

One of us. One of us...

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Excel is my favourite Windows program. It's not my most frequently used program and the only recent (?) features I've found useful are being able to open .xlsx files natively and sumifs, but its core functionality is perfect.

My favourite functions and tools (in no particular order) are:
- the correlation tool
- index(match)
- sumproduct (herp, derp) and transpose
- the ampersand and all string-related tools
- filter unique values
- Row / column