Title: Goat Accused of Robbery
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323. A spoksesman for police in the eastern state of Kwara said: 'The goat is in our custody. Vigilantes saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. One escaped while the other turned into a goat." I dreamed I was at work and was warned for my abuse of internet access. Then I was forced to calculate sanitary sewer population densities of the building where I worked. It was horrible.
I will endeavour not to rewrite my own history. Also, I bought ginger ale and vodka, and then found a ten dollar bill on someone's lawn. Ahh, boozing up pays.
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