My lab and stats assignment drove me insane and I was driven to watch Twilight and New Moon with YST. While they weren't really bad or incompetently produced given the source material... well, yeah, given the source material, I'm surprised they didn't give up entirely. Robert "Contractually obligated to wear pale makeup in public" Pattison certainly had. 

My strongest gripe with the execution of the movie would be the way that they achieved vampire sparkling via CRAPPY POST-PRODUCTION STREAKING THINGS. Was it too much to dust increasing amounts of Lise Watier Folie Or Blanc on Mr. Pattinson's skin and film him in the same way Theoden's de-possession was filmed in LotR:TTT? Man. 

In addition, the microscope they use is not even turned on. The lights are off and there is no slide. I don't think it's even plugged in.

To compare Twilight to New Moon would be like comparing two no-name frozen patty brands, but New Moon is a distinctly more flavourless patty, with lower volume of filling comprised either of bits of tasteless cornstarch or WTF I THINK THIS IS A CHICKEN BEAK. 

Also, nobody smiles in either movie except for Jacob "I'm shirtless and I can make you happy" Black.






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