fromnaobot 

Biology is the slob my parents introduced me to. His study group meets often. They don't watch porn; instead, they hold seances with a Ouija board and play an obscure variant of D&D. He's a very interesting person, but frankly, I don't have enough time to get to know him better. (ESTP)

Chemistry is the sexy one with the brains to back up the hardware. Despite having a few communicational difficulties, he has been one of my best friends since seventh grade. We flirt a lot but there's no way we could make it in a long-term relationship. We're better as friends anyways (I think he's gay.). (ENFJ)

Physics is a girl with a bad reputation. We work well together, and I respect her decisions, even if I don't really understand why she makes them. I wish she wouldn't be so armz when it turns out she's right and I'm wrong. (ISTP)

I only talked to French for so long because I felt guilty about ditching her. She was really lovely when we first met, but she's made some enemies over the years and developed some nasty obsessive-compulsive tendencies. I'm glad she taught me such a wide vocabulary of swearing but I don't think I'll use it much, thanks. (ESTJ)

English is the indie dude with whom I've had many friendly conversations of little depth. He's not part of my crowd, and we have an understanding that we never will be. He smokes pot. (INFP)

Economics is the girl who's beautiful, funny, and easy to talk to. We had a good run a while back. I guess we had less in common than I thought because we've drifted apart a bit since then, though we still talk sometimes and I like to keep track of how she's doing. (ESFJ) 

Law and I broke up this year. I wanted a casual relationship and he wanted it serious. Which is too bad, because I used to think that him and his quirks and logic were really cute (a la Spock). Now I realize he's too clingy and is unwilling to make even occasional, even theoretical, leaps of faith. (ISTJ)

Math has a leather jacket (he bought it last spring). Sometimes, I think I loved him. We had serious chemistry together, but I was never prepared to commit to him and his leather jacket, which is extremely sexy and extremely expensive. I almost regret it now, but at least I'll see him at university. (INTP)

Cantonese was a really friendly girl I knew in elementary school. Now she's a slut. I don't know her anymore. (ESFP)