questions @ _blanksurveys_ 

1. What color(s) are there in your eyes? For example, mine are greenish-hazel but they have several different colors in them if you look at them up close:
Like all asians, brown. I guess a yellowish/light brown. With the right background, they look hazel.

2. Aside from any current relationships, what was your closest relationship ever?
I have a few good friends who know most things about me. And vice versa, I'd hope.

3. Do you have any health problems? If so what are they?
Not particularly; lately there's been a lot of water in my ear. 

4. Have any of your romantic fantasies come true?
No.

5. What is your body fat percentage?
~22%

6. Is there anything you've been thinking about obsessively of late?
No

7. Have you ever posted a secret to a post secret site on livejournal or elsewhere?
No

8. Would you rather be a taxi driver, a doctor, or an accountant?
Tough... Doctor, I guess.

9. Do you like karaoke?
Very much!

10. Have you ever hung upside down from the side of your bed till you felt spacey?
Yes

11. If you were given $1000 upon the condition that you spend it on small, inexpensive items what would you buy?
Snacks, makeup, nice pens, good paper, poutine, phone cards, stuff on sale!

12. What is one thing you would like people to say about you at your funeral?
That they would remember me fondly.

13. What do you picture your life to be like ten years from now?
Hopefully with some money.

14. Do you think everyone is a little crazy?
You need a little crazy to be someone.

15. Describe a favorite art/craft project you worked on as a child:
Grade 4: Beaded lizard.

16. How do you feel you have changed most markedly since you were five years old?
Not much... when I was 4, my kindergarten teacher wrote on the report card, "Needs to learn to take risks and play more often with other children". It still applies. 

17. What is the most important thing you learned in the last year?
Don't wimp out and procrastinate on important things like meeting the supervisor, researching unis, and apologizing.

18. If you were shut inside of an isolation chamber, with no sound and only blackness, how might you react?
I'd scream until tired and go to sleep.

19. Quick. Imagine something. What did you imagine?
The 21A northbound bus passing Thompson Park.

20. How might you change the ending of a favorite novel?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - based purely on the writing and not on the fandom context, the epilogue sucks. It's not really tight, I hate the idea of Harry/Ron/Ginny/Hermione as parents, too many secondary characters get only passing nods, etc. But I'm not sure what I'd rather want to see instead. A long letter between Harry and Dudley would have been interesting to see. Or not... I'm just reading too much fanfiction.

21. Do you give good massages?
Not much practice, no.

22. Which country do you think might suit you best?
The Netherlands might be nice.

23. Think of a close friend. What color(s) does his/her personality fit best?
Orange-red 

24. How do you feel when you are in love?
Reasonably hopeful, unless I get obsessed/depressed/etc.

25. How might you survive if you were homeless for half a year?
Couch-hopping, or sleeping at a subway station. Eating free expired supermarket food.