I love Say Yes to the Dress Lancashire but I'd never get married. It's too performative and goes a lot easier when you can fit nicely into the shapes of "bride" and "groom" and all that entails. I mean, we've been together for seven years, what would I be trying to prove? 

Also work has been kicking my ass lately because we just got a comment log from parks & rec dept about how much they hated my construction access presentation and that's why i haven't been able to read Rhythm of War 

So here's the fill for #14 for a hypothetical wedding (not mine). 

Halestorm - Here's to Us

Again, not my favourite song from this band (my top three would be "I Like It Heavy", "Familiar Taste of Poison," and "I Miss the Misery") but i think it fits what a wedding song ought to be - waltz-danceable tempo, short, happy, and completely unironic ride-or-die theming.