So the Lee/Kara post-canon fic is officially a go now. 

But also, what would be the best command to give to a Kuo-toa fish pope to prevent a TPK on Saturday? 

Blasphemize's a good, safe option. Autoexcommunicate gets the point across, but it's got too many syllables. Baptism would work for regular pope, but this one's a fish... And if it's too tricksy the DM probably won't bite.