I dreamed an alternate ending for Game of Thrones, where the Starks were doin all good and fine, but then Cthulu rose out of the depths, and everyone's hands melted. 

Also, I got a Kobo on the weekend and let me tell you it is a game changer for bubble baths. I had a two hour soak and finished Retribution. I'm looking forward to Covenant but, alas, the author's still working on it according to her facebook page. At least Return of the Thief is being released in August. Gonna give The Lies of Locke Lamora and Six of Crows a try too.