There comes a time where an XL tims and a triple-triple starts tasting reallllly good.

Anyways today I did an accidental all-nighter. By accidental I mean "Oh I had an assignment and it was actually pretty short so I put it off until 2 and then when I looked up it was 5 and I was afraid I might miss class by accident again so I didn't go to sleep."

Also I get the feeling that Fiona the counsellor knows me better than I know me. Yesterday I told her things which, while not particularly inspiring or good, were kind of optimistic. No particular problems to report, just meandering about Kanye ("I ain't saying I'm a gold digger...") and schaedenfreud and stuff.


"Mercy is the mark of a great man."
*poke*
"Guess I'm just a good man."
*poke*
"Well, I'm all right."

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Also I'm in shit with the Dean.

"The dean has asked that I contact you to arrange a meeting to discuss the recent Tin Solider edition. I realize you're probably very busy with end-of-term projects and preparing for finals, but we would like to meet with you as soon as possible."

Uh oh.

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh.

Applejacks, Leafy Fifi, and I discussed this and we've concluded that she's out for blood over the Shag Stop article. Dean's probably a bit sensitive nowadays about the building funding referendum. Yep.

The article, for posterity, is copied below.

Corporate buyout! The [new building] study space naming rights have been purchased by local business tycoon Vi B. Rator, CEO and President of Operations for The Shag Stop Inc. Ms. Rator, a noted businesswoman and philanthropist in the community, may be known to students through her work with Nothing-But-Love charity homes throughout Southwestern Ontario, or as the owner of over 20 Shag Stop locations within the province. As she likes to put it “We seem to, in this day and age, have the market all tied up.” Rator hopes that students will be able to “work long into the night on their very, very hard assignments, and try to release the throbbing in their heads” in the new study space, which will be called The Shag Stop’s Engineering Dungeon.

Students are waiting for the study space, which will be opened 6/9/2017, with bated breath and hope to christen it that very day. A small shift in the budget, recommended by Ms. Rator, will see the lighting levels in the room lowered, the auto-playlist of the room’s study music reduced to Barry White’s greatest hits, and a significant increase to the structural supports of the couches, tables and chairs of the space. The purchase also comes with the right to name the orientation theme in 2017, which will be "50 Shades of Edcom."

To celebrate the announcement, The Shag Stop location at King and Columbia will be raffling off a $690 gift card. To qualify for entry to the raffle one must present the clerk with a negative STD test record from the past 48 hours. Ms. Rator hopes that students will seize this opportunity to show that its easy to be clean, while still getting dirty.

Honestly it's nowhere as offensive as the Caz in Kazakhstan article.