Mya - Case of the Ex

Housing advice that dude boy didn't follow:

Are you sure you can get the keys? Why are they dropping it off in the mailbox? Who are you renting from? Is it a boy or a girl? When are they going to give you the keys?

Dude boy's sublettor flaked. They said they were going to drop off the keys last night, in the mailbox. Well they didn't. Dude boy couldn't get in touch with them. He deleted Facebook, hit the gym, and lawyered up cancelled his post-dated cheques.

Now dude boy is out looking for some some last-minute places before he leaves tomorrow morning for his flight to California for Google orientation.