1. WWBD?


He once punched Superman, and he keeps files about how to take down every vigilante in the DC canon. He has been called the most dangerous man alive. In his free time, he is an international playboy. Whatever we do, Batman does it better. Unless you're Dick Grayson.

2. Flying Toaster Shirt
Does anyone else remember the flying toasters? Did anyone else fly a toaster?

It's only a little odd that I want to prove both that I have life experience and that I'm not that much closer to an arbitrarily defined point called "being old". Unfortunately the toaster does not provide life experience and makes me look old anyways.

3. Yet another view on existentialism

"Want to have sex?" he asked. Remus burst out laughing. Sirius scowled.
"It's not funny!"

"Sex is not the answer to every existential dilemma, Sirius."

"I don't see why not. It's a good distraction, and most existential dilemmas
are caused by not having enough to do," Sirius said persuasively.

"I'm all right."

"Good, because I'm knackered."

:D